Monday, July 14, 2008

If My Mind Was This Serene...



I tried to meditate tonight. I sat in a quiet place and let my mind get still. I choose a phrase to repeat over and over. I concentrated on my breathing. Then the phone rang. It was the Fraternal Order of Police wanting a donation.
O.K. Back to task...where was I? Oh, yeah...meditating. Breathe in...breathe out...
"Mom, can I have some more pizza?"
"Yes, Rachel..I'm trying to meditate."
"You're what?" Rachel yells.
"I'M MEDITATING!"
"What's medicating?"
"MEDITATING!!!!"
Never mind....medicating would probably be a better idea.

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